BIENVENIDOS
Mexican Architecture. World Class Surf. Questionable Goats. Too Many Pugs.
Meet the Locals
Mexican Architecture. World Class Surf. Questionable Goats. Too Many Pugs.
Meet the LocalsLocated on a secret strip of the coast, Rancho De Los Pugs is a sanctuary for those who like their waves high and their dogs low. We grow our own herbs, we milk our own goats (when they cooperate), and we nap harder than anyone else in the hemisphere.
Role: Sheriff of the Ranch
Pablo doesn't run; he saunters. If you are eating a taco, you are legally required to pay him the "Cheese Tax."
Role: Spiritual Advisor
Dolores loves the smell of sage and low tide. She can often be found staring at the horizon, contemplating if she is a good girl.
Role: Crumb Vacuum
Nacho has zero chill. He stole a tourist's flip-flop in 2023 and buried it. We still haven't found it.
Role: "Honorary Pug"
Gary is a goat, but don't tell him that. He sleeps in the dog pile, eats dog food, and tries to bark.
Grown in the salty air of the coast and fertilized by... well, the goats help. Our organic strains are designed for maximum relaxation.
Effect: Heavy sleepiness.
An Indica-dominant strain that mimics the energy of a pug after a 5-minute walk.
Effect: Creative & Chaos.
Named after Gary. Great for surfing, bad for sitting still.
Effect: Pure sunshine.
Agave-sweetened gummies shaped like tiny surfboards.
Get the official "Pug Ranch" Poncho.